The Honeymoon is Over, Friends…

Every once in a while a volume of poetry, prose, eulogies to lost love, work, death, junk, get drunk sing weep lie cheat love, the pissed-off cars from hell, comes along that renews one’s faith in Mankind. Songs of Desperation and Revenge by Jose Arroyo, is such a book. Published in a limited edition of 50 copies, (which have already sold out) by Hickathrift Press, this important volume showcases Arroyo’s instinctive innate talent as a poet and wordsmith. And crucially this poet has lived, not just one life, but two or three of the fuckers, and it shows in the power and candour of the poetry. I once wrote an article about the need for writers to have lived a little before putting the word down, and Arroyo’s art is a perfect example of this axiom… All those melt’s rolling off the conveyor belt of the creative writing factories, sure they can write, but they can’t produce anything honest and credible. All they produce are leaden and lubriciously written fairy tales and candy floss. Authenticity is what’s missing, and if you ain’t authentic, you might as well take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut! Try it, it’s not easy.

I was fortunate enough to obtain a copy of this rare book, which now takes pride of place in my Ranchlette Ridgwell bookshelves. I’ve also got one of Arroyo’s super triple cool tee-shirts, for not only is he a poet, he’s something of a renaissance man, junk art, woodcuts, linocuts, being just a few of the man’s many talents. He’s also a highly rated Hatter!

The only gripe I’ve got here, is that only 50 copies of the FAB book were produced, which is a criminally small amount, but I’m sure if you get in touch with the author direct, and start talking telephone numbers, you might be able to get hold of a precious signed copy.

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Milk Race Fanatics, hold on to whatever you can hold on to, for here’s another Super 8mm eyeball twister from my Top Gun room. Una dos tres quatro…

Goodbye, I’ll be leavin’
I see no sense in this cryin’ and grievin’
We’ll both live a lot longer if you live without me

Indo Rides Again…

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My novella – Indonesia – was published by Kilmog Press in 2011. Only 55 copies were made. Hardbound, handmade and letter-pressed, it was or is a beautiful book, with a lovely woodcut by Alan Morrison adorning the cover.  Years passed, and one by one my personal stash of Indo’s began to disappear, sold to the highest bidders, as I led the happy life of the penniless artist. I was down to my last 3 copies. Then the pandemic, then lock down, then a long distance call from my publisher Kilmog Press. Whilst clearing out his studio during lock down, Dean Havard had somehow unearthed enough material to make up 10 copies of Indonesia.

The package arrived today.

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Any intrepid lit fiend interested in maxing their grimy credit cards by buying a signed copy of this rare and beautiful book then get in touch with the author, me, via the contacts page of this site. Then we can start talking telephone numbers…..

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Milk Race Fans. Stay sane. I know, I know, nothing this year, not a single screwball Super 8mm pic, nothing, de nada. And nothing during lock down! Yeah, I hear ya, I’m starving you bunch of perverted five knuckle shuffle pro gamers. Ok, settle down, settle down. Here it is,  another sublime eyeball cruncher from my Super 8mm Top Gun Room. One, two three…I’d rather be a hammer than a nail, yes I would if I only could, I surely would….

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Beat Scene 95

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My essay – Trip Trap – appears in the latest edition of Beat Scene – 95. (see below)

Beat Scene 95 is now available and is being mailed out to subscribers over the next ten days through late November. Here’s a look at the cover featuring the beautiful artwork of Jonathan Collins who recently displayed his Beat inspired art at the Lowell Celebrates Kerouac in his hometown. Anyone interested in pre-ordering a copy get in touch at kevbeatscene@gmail.com – copies are £8 in the UK, 15 Euros in Europe and $20 USA outside Europe

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Burrito Deluxe – Endless Summer – Wolf Star – Trip Trap & other lit shit…

Burrito DeluxeSummer’s over, the days are drawing in, the nights are cooler….Fuck that, think endless summer amigos, travelling the world from one hemisphere to another, always following the sun. Well, that’s what the hero of my cult novel is currently undertaking as we speak, some surfers tried the idea in the 60’s, but they failed. Maybe Ronnie will go one better, who knows. So what of Burrito Deluxe? The book has just been published as an ebook by – Endeavour Media  under their new cult novel and rock and roll memoirs imprint. Go here to purchase a copy – Burrito Deluxe . And if you want something hard – go here – Leamington Books

To celebrate this unusual event, a reading will be held at Sophie Parkins East End nightclub – vout -o-reenees in November of this year. Dates will be posted on this site in the next few weeks. So what else is happening? Plenty lit fiends. Wolf Star my 7th collection – is to be published by – Poems For All. Poems-For-All, best known as a publisher of pointlessly small books, goes LARGE! So what the fuck happened to my 6th collection – Cosmic Gigantic Flywheel – I hear some screwball discerning reader ask?? Fuck knows, it was meant be published two years ago, but that, for reasons unknown, never happened. So it’s now officially a Lost Collection. Maybe it’ll come out after I’m dead, I’ll guess we’ll never know….

Mondo Ridgwell!

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Anything else oh Great One? I hear some lonely speccy, spotty, hipster, with sleep-encrusted eyes, and a drool hanging from one corner of a skanky looking mouth, wallowing in some cock-roach infested shit pit in Skegness.

Keep it coming Ridgwell, said the jester to the clown… My first essay will appear in the latest issue of the legendary Beat Scene. It’ll appear as a two page spread in Beat Scene 94, which is devoted entirely to the King of the Beats – Jack Kerouac – to celebrate 50 years of his untimely passing. The essay focuses on Trip Trap, Kerouac’s road trip taken with Lew Welch and Albert Saijo way back in 1959.

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And there’s more fuckers, more, more, more, far more, far, far more…..Actually there isn’t, that’s it. I was lying, telling a porkie pie, something I rarely ever do….

Milk Race Fanatics. Stay perverted. You’ve waited weeks, months, and your lonely vigil has not be in vain. For verily, feast your craven optics on this Super 8mm amazeball wonderstuff blow-up! Una dos tres – Anna, you come and ask me girl, to set you free girl….

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Lost Elation, Brussels, Radio Panik, Ibiza and much much more…

Okay, Lit Fiends, gather round and listen in. Let me tell you all about my recent trip to the European mainland, to celebrate the publication of my latest book of poesy! I flew there on Friday morning, ate some fries with mayonnaise, a meatball the size of a cannonball, and downed five hundred Belgium beers.

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This was how I was greeted at the airpot VIP style.

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From the airport I was chauffeur driven to Brussels where I appeared on Belgium radio – click link below to listen to the interview – and then read at three different locations. I also stayed in a quirky loft apartment that had a glass floor, which after several Belgium beers, was a little unnerving! I have to say everyone I met was incredibly friendly and made me me feel like Brussels was home from home. Towards the end I even got used to the fact that Belgium men kiss each other when they meet, on the one cheek only. Anything else would be an extravagance! I also got to see the Grand Place and the little pissing boy. And also discovered there is a little pissing girl!

Many thanks must go to Tom Buron, who translated my poems, and Vincent and Cel for publishing them. Salut gentlemen and until June!

Now check out the beautiful book and then buy a copy!

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You can purchase this beautiful book of poems by contacting Vincent at Angle Mort Editions direct langlemort.edition@gmail.com

The French Connection, Brussels Literary Mafia, & Señor Ridgwell

Radio Panik

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And there’s more. My short-story – Ibiza – has just been published by East London Press. Check the pics, but this is one beautiful book guaranteed to enhance any Lit Fiends bookshelf. Set in the White island’s hedonistic haven of Sant Antoni, it features the heroes of my road novel Burrito Deluxe as they struggle to survive the glamorous perils of an early 1990’s Balearic summer.  It’s got booze, beaches, a babe, police brutality, narcotics, nightclubs, and a gut-wrenching tale of two ill-fated toothbrushes. All I may add is do not read while you are eating or drinking. To get your sordid mitts on a copy hit the link beneath the pic and start pumping those paypal buttons. (actually don’t bother, an act of futility – see below.)

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*I’ve just received news from the publisher that Ibiza sold out in less than 48hrs, which must be some kind of small press record. Thanks to everyone who brought a copy, and to those sad and woebegone hipsters who missed out, like the old bard once said – the early bird do indeed cacheth de worm!

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East London Press

Milk Race Avids – feast your debauched optics on this Super 8mm brain cruncher. One two, one two, oh to live on Sugar Mountain. With the barkers and the colored balloons
You can’t be twenty on Sugar Mountain
Though you’re thinking that you’re leaving there too soon

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Good Things Come in Small Packages…

So they say… but in the case of my latest collection of poems – The Beach Poems – it’s undoubtably true! Published by New York’s Bottle of Smoke Press, there are only 65 copies of this craft item, of which 45 copies are in wrappers and 10 copies are quarter-bound in tan Morocco over boards. Check out the photos to see for yourself, but until you hold a copy in your hands you won’t really know how lovely they are. Go to the Bottle of Smoke Press website to order a copy.

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Tug Boat fanatics. I know I’ve let you sordid fuckers down in the last few months, but just for old times sake, here’s another Super 8mm eyeball strainer from my Top Gun Room. Una, Dos, Tres, Layla, you’ve got me on my knees, Layla, I’m begging, darling please, Layla, darling won’t you ease my worried mind…

notes from the underground – hand job anthology

Lit Fiends of the world take heed. A small press revolution is currently underway and even I – the Head Honcho lit fiend – am finding it hard to keep up with the strange and new publications flying through the letterbox of Ranchlette Ridgwell at an ever increasing rate of doormat thuds! So jump from beneath that spunk-stained and foundation marked duvet, light up a roach from the congested ashtray lying on your bedside table, grab the half empty can of fosters next to said ashtray, take a swig, and feast your mince pies on the wonderful Hand Job Zine Anthology published by Hi-Vis press and available to order here: Hi Vis Press

The construction of the book is worth the price alone and the press and the zine have come up with something totally unique and original! it has to be seen to appreciate the  craftsmanship involved.

And what of the writing, poetry and artwork contained within, I hear you mumble. Lit Fiend gold dust is what’s inside and the line up is a stellar one. But I’m not going to name names or give you a freebie glimpse. No, to achieve that mind-bending aim you’ll have to buy a copy. And move fast or forever feel left out in the literary cold like a dry lunch.

It’s all happening! With the anthology came a copy of the review zine Urban F – courtesy of the Queen of the Underground – Abbie Foxton. Inside it’s small press review city – with an excellent review of my road novel – Burrito Deluxe

And there’s more – more zines, Razur Cuts, Glove & Con to name but a few!

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The roll call of small press publishers reads like a who’s who of the global small press world.

Suitably impressed? I should think so you depraved bibliophiles. Now start pumping those paypal buttons like an amaze-balled sex maniac!

Tug Boat Champions. Blink and you’ll miss this Super 8mm stunner from the Fourth Emergency Service’s Top Gun room. Uno, dos, one, two, tres, quatro. Matty told Hatty about a thing she saw. Had two big horns and a wooly jaw. Wooly bully, wooly bully
Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully…

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Lit Fiend mail continued…

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Lit Fiend Mail…Don’t cha just love it!

If any of you fiends want one of these Poems For All Saturday Night Specials then get in touch via the contact page of this site, or email, or shitter, or some other way. Just don’t go turning up at the door of Ranchlette Ridgwell as, like Greta Garbo, I want to be alone.

Just in case some of you fruits are not hip to the size of these fuckers then see the pic below which will give you a little illumination, via a size contrast. I mean, some of you might think they are an eight hundred page weighty tome, you know like the ones the mainstream keep pumping out at the moment that nobody reads! Mainstream, we, the readers just do not have the attention span or even the capability to read such lengthy books. You should have learned that from Moby Dick, or Clarissa – the History of a Young Lady – by Samuel Richardson. Just one look at those meaty fuckers is enough to induce instant myopia.

Anyway – here’s the pic…

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Milk Race Fanatics. I’ll admit I’ve starved you bunch of perverted wankers. But keep with me and stay sane. Now, check out this Super 8mm eyeball cruncher!

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Welcome to Jamaica…

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Ok, I know what ya saying. Ridgwell’s taking the piss with all this lit fiend shit.He’s seriously starting to get on our nerves. Why don’t he just shut the fuck up and stop bragging? Well, what can I say, it never rains, but it pours! But Dave my beleaguered and overworked postie saved the best for last. And this time he refused to even knock on my door, but instead left the literary package with my neighbour, Stella. Now, I know what you’re thinking. Ridgwell’s neighbour is named after his favourite beer? But it’s all true!

So here it is – all the way from the a tiny little rock in the Mediterranean – Jamaica. Feast your eyes on this beauty and get turned on by a book! All other small presses’s look away now, as you don’t want to suffer an acute attack of the green-eyed monster blues.

Now fiends, start pumping those paypal buttons. To order a copy of this limited edition literary number go here: pig ear press

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Jamaica – think Montego Bay – like rum served on a silver tray. Think Ronnie and yours truly having another mad adventure in an exotic location. Think also of Bobby Bloom and Glenn Gould who never went to Nice. Now check out this amazing video to get you in the Montego Bay mood! Obviously no expense was spared in the production of this film. Check out the funky dancers on the river bank. Far fucking out!

Milk Race Fans  – The Fourth Emergency Service is back in business. So you crazy screwballs zone your perverted optics on this super 8mm! One, two, three, strip!

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Lit Fiend Mail Continued…

Fuck it, hardly a day goes by without more lit fiend mail arriving at Ranchlette Ridgwell, and more arrived today in the form of this handsome and most extravagantly produced journal. Copies of the journal are available in various art exhibitions in the People’s Republic of Derry or the Emerald Isle to you and me. Or you can go to their website for a copy, gratis, but also electronic. Abridged

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Strangely not everyone is happy at this stream of never-ending mail. Dave the Postie for one.

‘My bag is getting heavier and heavier, have these people never heard of email?’

‘Dave,’ I said. ‘Email and anything electronic is anathema to these people. They deal purely in the printed page.’

‘Well, d’ya think ya might be moving anytime soon?’

‘No.’

‘Shit.’

Anyway, like I always say if ya don’t like your job then stop whinging and quit the fucker.Check the bio below to get some info on what I’m up to writing wise.

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Milk Race Fans. Take a day off. Really you guys and girls are too much. Why not get out once in a while, get some fresh air. Maybe even take in a little Times Square action.

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