The Ballad of the Lonely Masturbator – sneek peek

My next collection of short stories – soon to be published by Bottle of Smoke Press – (pre-orders are welcome) features the fiendish artwork of Jose Arroyo. The Ballad of the Lonely Masturbator is one of those that will be included in the deluxe clamshell edition – a tasty $200 – but worth every penny. Jose’s artwork will also feature on the limited hardbacks and paperbacks. And then of course there are the stories – all out of my Top Gun Room and designed to snap the mind of any unsuspecting and inexperienced lit fiend. To order a copy or copies of the book click on the link below.

bottle of smoke press

Milk Race fans. Stay cool. Don’t lose it. I always come up trumps for you wankers. Check out this Super 8mm wonder! Una, Dos, Tres – it’s shandy time!